I dont really agree with the US being involved over in Iraq, but I thought this was a good joke all the same.
New Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 50-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Mountain Dew, country music or Jesus..
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
New Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 50-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Mountain Dew, country music or Jesus..
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
posted by Rob, Tina and the boys at 4:19 PM
2 Comments:
That's great!
you know...it's crazy, but it just might work! They did something right for a change!
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